Thursday, February 28, 2008

Getting Phylosophical

Here I go again.
One thing that even the dumbest of people around can do is be phylosophical. I performed a well tested experiment on myself and realized that even I can be phylosophical. Hence proved. I mean just imagine if a person as ........ as me can come out with phylosophical views and ideas then anyone can. Ask people when they are in a phylosophical mood any simple question and you are bound to get answers which will make you pull your hairs and yell at the top of ur lungs " SHUTTTT UPPPP". And this mood is a contagious disease, trust me. If you are not careful enough, the next thing you know is that you are babbling gibberish bout life and situations yourself. So what do you do to get rid of it. Bad news ppl, there is no cure for it. A person infected once will keep getting these attacks. All you can do is keep youself safe from it. Therefore, Precaution is the only cure. So protect yourself from its contagious effect first.
Step 1 : Dont listen to the patient's jargon.
Step 2: Stay away from him.
Step 3: Keep yourself as happy as possible during that period when the infected person is around cs its virus seem to spread in the atmosphere even.
Step 4: Put loud music so that the infected person gets out of his attack.
Step 5: DO NOT PUT ANY SLOW MUSIC.
Step 6: If nothing works, its too late for the infected person but you can still RUN. RUN FOR UR LIFE BUDDY.

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